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Nigel Havers - Talking B*ll*cks

Theatre Royal Brighton
13 October 2026 to 13 October 2026 (selected dates)

About the show

Nigel Havers brings Talking B*ll*cks to Theatre Royal Brighton with showbiz stories, gossip and surprises in this live one-man show. Ages 16+. Book tickets.

Nigel Havers - Talking B*ll*cks tickets in Brighton

Nigel Havers brings his live one-man show Talking B*ll*cks to Theatre Royal Brighton, covering five decades in showbiz through personal anecdotes, backstage gossip, and a surprise showcase of an off-stage talent. It is a variety evening of storytelling, not a scripted production.

What the show involves

Havers leads the audience through a career that has taken in drama school beginnings, film work including Chariots of Fire and Empire of the Sun, television including Don't Wait Up, West End productions, and Palladium pantomimes. The evening includes behind-the-scenes gossip, accounts of both triumphs and disasters, and a recreation of his very first acting role. He has indicated that one of his off-stage talents will feature, though the nature of it is being kept deliberately vague.

Audience considerations

The show carries an age guidance of 16 and above at Theatre Royal Brighton. No running time is published in the available information, so contacting the venue before planning travel or arranging childcare is advisable.

Dates, venues and booking links

These are the dates listed by ATG as checked on 21 September 2026. A date range may contain selected performances, rather than a show every day. Open your chosen venue link for exact times, seats and current prices.

VenueTown or cityDatesBooking statusTickets
Theatre Royal BrightonBrightonTue 13 Oct 2026On saleBook tickets

Choosing your tickets

Start with the venue and date that suit your trip, then compare the seats offered by ATG. Check the final total, any restricted-view information and the ticket conditions before paying. Availability and prices can change; the listed run dates do not guarantee seats for every performance.

Plan your theatre visit

Our venue guides cover getting there, seating and access information: Theatre Royal Brighton. If you need accessible seating or an assisted performance, check the arrangements for that venue and date with ATG before booking.

Tickets are sold by ATG Tickets, which handles checkout and booking support. British Theatre may earn a commission from the affiliate links on this page.

Frequently asked questions

Is this a scripted play or a live talk?

It is a live variety evening of personal storytelling and anecdote, not a scripted theatrical play. Havers presents the show himself, drawing on his own career and life.

What is the age guidance for this show at Theatre Royal Brighton?

The age guidance listed for Theatre Royal Brighton is 16 and above.

How long does the show run?

No running time has been published in the available information. Contact Theatre Royal Brighton directly for the most accurate duration.

Where can I book Nigel Havers - Talking B*ll*cks tickets?

Choose a venue from the dates table and follow its ATG Tickets link. You can then check performance times, available seats and the total price before paying.

Which regional venues are listed for Nigel Havers - Talking B*ll*cks?

Theatre Royal Brighton: Tue 13 Oct 2026.

Who handles my booking?

ATG Tickets sells the tickets and handles checkout, ticket delivery and booking support. British Theatre may earn a commission from these links.

Venue

Theatre Royal Brighton

New Road, Brighton BN1 1SD

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Train

Brighton (BTN) railway station is about a 10 minute walk from the theatre, or roughly 4 minutes by taxi, with the walking route running along Queen's Road and through North Laine. The station has frequent services to London and across the South East.

Bus

Numerous Brighton & Hove Buses services stop along North Street, around 2 minutes' walk away. The closest stops are B, C, X and Y, served by routes 1, 1A, 2, 5, 5A, 5B, N5, 7, 12, 12A, 12X, 18, 21, 22, 25, 46, 55 and 60.

Parking

The nearest car park is the NCP Theatre Car Park on Church Street, BN1 1US. The theatre has no parking of its own, but there are three disabled bays on New Road just outside the theatre for Blue Badge holders, and four Access parking spaces on New Road about 25 metres from the venue, outside the accountancy firm Lucraft, Hodgson & Dawes and the restaurant Tonkotsu. Taxis can drop off and pick up directly outside.

Theatre Royal Brighton seating levels: stage, then Stalls, Royal Circle, Second Circle, Gallery

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